JS is always on the run

"least likely to die in a car accident if you travel by train" ??? have you ever used the british rail system JS???

I talked about Finnish trains. This was by the way many years ago, before I had seen the state of things in Britain.

What Linus forgot to say is that there was a womens convention happening just to left of the picture. Maybe some 5000 women. I am running away to safety.

Thats not true. The womens convention was at the right of the picture.

Yes I ran up a tree

In all my time as the legdoctor I have never met anyperson with one thigh and one knee but two calfs and two feet. This is a very strange thing.

I hid behind that red box behind the steps.

I took refuge in a black and grey bag which is now jogging up and down. Was this a mistake?

I stood behind that red box, pretending to be a big brown door with glass panels. I think I got away with it.

I once met a man with this leg condition. It was because he never went to mens conventions. Gradually the legs join together. But this man I saw was called Johnny and not JS, and he lived near Oxford. He often wears two pairs of trousers. It must have been a different person.

It is not true that I was chasing 5000 women. How dare people say that????? Please dont say such things. There were only about 15. But they did run very fast.

Just a thought -- technically isn't Johnny on the hop here, in every sense.

I do not quite understand what you mean with being on the top in every sense. Of course, I am an independent man, but so what?

On the hop, not top.

You should never have shown this picture. Look I ma not even wearing any pants in it