Finnish beach fashion!

Axel and Janne held their first fashion show: BEACH 2003. The most spectacular clothing they introduced was a very sofisticated beach outfit.

14 May 2003 · Mat & Livsstil ·

Linus · Listen (1 min)

"We don't want to show off bare skin even on the beach", Axel may have stated.

"If speedows are not acceptable in the church, why should they be ok on a beach, which is a part God's nature", an anonymous advisor said to mickelsson.net.

The new beach outfit got a great response from the audince: "Now I don't have to worry about my diet any longer", a happy teenager said.

The clothings can be found at any sport-store and they are expected to be on huge sales.

A note for Americans:
This article contains 20% facts and 80% fiction.

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An Enraged American Reader14.5.2003 kl. 22:53

Don't you go call us intellectually challenged or anything. I spotted immediately what is going on here. The two young men are, because of their clothing, obviously terrorists. "Bare skin" is a code word for a bomb. "speedows" are a certain class of C4 explosives that cannot be used in churches because they are big enough to be easily spotted by the minister. Now these terrorists have realised that they cannot be used for beach strikes either. "Sport-store" means an Al-Qaeda supported weapons salesman.
Please, do not use your first amendment rights to distribute this sort of propaganda, or I will personally sue you for copyright infringment under the DMCA.

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."-Thomas Jefferson

linus14.5.2003 kl. 22:56

I'm sorry MR American! I am surprised you are so educated! Please accept my apologies!

JS14.5.2003 kl. 23:24

In case this person had not explicitly stated that he is an American, I would have identified his style of writing as that of an Oxford scholar. Somehow, the commenting style reminds me of the British intellectual elite in general and of some of my wonderful Oxfordian friends in particular. But obviously there are highly eloquent intellectuals in America, too.

linus14.5.2003 kl. 23:36

I think he lives in Birdville, ES, USA

Oskar14.5.2003 kl. 23:43

JS, well I guess this intellectual proved that one does not have to be intelligent to be an intellectual...

janne15.5.2003 kl. 14:04

please - send fanmail to info@hotmail.com
note: the clothing is designed specially for the finnish summer. if you happen to live in a warm place, you can feel free to use speedows whenever you like. Vive l'été finnois!!

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